How to Treat a Girl

Thursday, February 09, 2012

Assalamualaikum semua.

Salam satu Malaysia!. Tetiba rasa semangat kekitaan. Maybe sebab staff office aku berbilang bangsa atau berbilang perangai kot. Okay how to treat a girl. Nowadays guy always have a thought yang ala, senang je nak tackle minah ni. Maafla yer. Not all girls love the way you flirt with them. AWAS! Jangan sampai para-para girls dah menyampah. Sampai bila-bila dia dah point kau beb. Macam ada satu kekata..

ONCE SHE DISLIKE SOMEONE, EVERYTHING YOU DO BEGINS TO ANNOY HER.

 Think about it guys. Maybe ada lah juga yang kata. Eh mana boleh! Benci boleh tukar jadi cinta kau tahu. Itu hanya terjadi 30 peratus je. So how about the rest? Dalam novel yelah. Aku tahu kau ALI ( KENPA ALI? baru je tengok cerita karipap-karipap cinta watak Gambit. Jangan tengok bagi yang nak tengok dan yang tak nak tengok duduk diam-diam. The film is like.... IS THAT A FILM?)..oppss tercakap benda lain pula. Okay aku sambung..AKU TAHU KAU ALI SUKA BACA NOVEL AND HATI ROMANTIK TENGOK CERITA KOREA but all of them just a fake. Khayalan. Berpijaklah di atas bumi yang nyata!

So why not  usha macam mana nak treat girls pujaaan korang sekali gus be yours..=)


- Jangan sesekali menipu mereka. It may seem foolproof but girls tell each other everything about everything not because they are PENGGOSSIP haha but percayalah, they will find out soon.

- Never miss an opportunity to say HEY AWAK CANTIK LAH HARI INI.

- If they lempang anda laju-laju, You deserved it. Oh c'mon.. dorang tak akan lempang korang tanpa sebab kan.

- Secara jujurnya, do you need all your money that much? Be a men guys! Pay all the time!

- Make sure dia balik rumah dengan selamat as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, hantar dia sampai depan rumah. Kalau tak hantar, call to be sure she's home safely.

-Jangan sesekali lempang dia even it's just in a joking way. Anda siapa nak lempang-lempang. Bapak I pun tak pernah lempang I tau!

-You are DEAD MEAT if you can't get along with her parents and friends. Be prince charming to her friends and MR POLITE to her parents.

- If you don't like the way she drive, cepat-cepat ambil kunci then drive. Takut-takut nanti ada nyawa yang melayang.

-Kalau korang dah official declare, kenalkan lah dekat member korang. Cakap ni girlfriend korang. Kalau tak cakap, GIRLS BUATLAH APA YANG KORANG NAK BUAT DEKAT DIA.

- Memanglah guys tak suka kalau girlfriend dia cakap pasal ex dorang kat depan korang. Just let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you.



- TOLONGLAH. TOLOOONNNGLAH memorize bila birthday dia. You forget her birthday ang you're basically screwed for life.





Ini hanya beberapa. Banyak kot lagi sebenarnya. DEMAND kan perempuan ni? Biasalah girlz pun ada caranya nak treat boyz. Kalau rasa macam berat je nak treat girls, duduk rumah diam-diam.
AWAK NI SWEETLAH! 
Payung sapa kau guna tuh hah?


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4 comments

  1. rasa mcm lawak plak.. org yg xde bf dok semangat post tips2 cmne nak bercinta.. sedangkn diri sendiri xde pon hebat dlm cintan cintun ni.. kesian jer.. :)

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  2. tak hebat dalam cinta cintun ni?? sapa wyh. sapa weyh

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  3. :)

    http://nazira-mypersonallife.blogspot.com/

    nazira singgah n follow cni.. anyway nice blog.. tp lau xde word verification kat komen tu lg ok.. senang ckit nk komen.. huhu..

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komen je. Tak kena bayar pun. OHOHO